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I'm here to confess, you fools.I'm here to lay it all on the line, because for the moment none of you know who I am. And publishing my problems on the world wide web just feels write. (see what I did there?)
THE FOLLOWING ARE THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NEVER KNOW ABOUT ME BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAY:
- Going to the doctor makes me cry.
- I like getting whistled at. I like when boys say, "DANG GIRL NICE BOD"* Low self esteem much, Esther?
- I download music off the internet. (that's fine, right?)
- I hate you, tourists.
- If I hear one more indie/hipster joke I'm going to projectile vomit.
- My dentist has left me 3 voice mails in the past week.
- I hate you, tourists.
- **
- I have a temper. Red hot.
- I am still not sure if I'm going to publish this.
- I have writers block.
- I hate you, tourists.
- I wish I was a gangsta, yo.
- I pretend to be ticklish because it's unacceptable to shout "STOP TOUCHING MY STOMACH!"
- This post sucks. I'm so sorry.
FOOTNOTES:
*No one has actually said that to me....a girl can dream....
**It's pretty much what it sounds like
if you read this before class today, you got some extra secrets. too bad, tourists.
Esther.
It's ok. I have low self esteem and writer's block too.
ReplyDeleteWriters block is a part of being a writer. I used to think that it was going to cripple my future as an author, now I understand that it shapes me and allows me to come up with new and better ideas.
ReplyDeleteI like your writing style, it's unique and fun to read.
Very fun to read.
ReplyDeleteSo my plan to discuss being indie on Thursday is a bad idea? I have a funny video and a guest speaker (sort of).
This is a really cool post. Your writing style is awesome
ReplyDeletewho hasn't downloaded one or two... hundred songs off the internet?
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