Zodiac Signs and Other Things of Satan

I have read and agreed
To the terms and conditions.
And with the click of this mouse
I'm telling you one thing.
We're all lying to you.

And we're behind the mirror,
Laughing and smoldering
And whispering,
"Now we've got 'em boys."

Because you just clicked away your soul.

All the Aries gave up their independence
As the weeds grew thicker around their ankles
And they duct-taped their own mouths.

If you're a Tarus hand over your patience.
It's worth nothing in hell.

Wit escaped the lips of Geminis.
Last smiles at their expense
And first tears at their pleasure.

The Cancers lost their loyalty
In an outbreak of self pity,
As they lit their last scented candle.

Hold onto your pretenciousness, Leos.
But hand us you're ambition.
Keep your head in a black hole,
And your eyes at my feet.

All the Virgos stopped analyzing
The word "life."

Keep it up.
You're right where you want to be.

The Libras will start to kick you out of their houses.
Keeping it all for themselves.
Every last fingernail clipping in a jar.

The Scorpios left their passion on the dotted line.
And stung us with their suspicions. 

Shut up about your positivity, Sagittarius.
And let your fire burn down New York City.

Loyalty is a lie, Capricorns.
You can't trust them.
You can only trust us.
Sign here.

The Aquarius population forgot
To search for wisdom.
Settling for the Pythagorean Theorem.

Oh and you, Pisces.
You think they love you.
You're wrong.
Run.

Because Zeus and the other Gods
Never meant for any of this.
And if we get the chance,
We will steal every grain of light
Left in that hole in your chest.


Shhhhh.
Esther.